Once there was this cat watching a Patriots game. He was tiny and his name was Tiny.
Tom Brady threw an interception, and the cat meowed. After
that, he (Tom Brady) crashed his car into a zoo.
Then all the tigers in the zoo went loose.
The tigers ate Tom Brady, but afterwards, they felt sorry. They attacked a bowl of fruit.
There was still some left when they were done, so the dog ate it. Then the dog went to play with his owner.
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Meanwhile, the cat was staring at the TV and became hypnotized.
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Then the cat eats the angry birds. Then he wondered, "Where is the BBQ sauce?" So he went on a giant journey around the world to find
the best BBQ sauces.
The cat found a gingerbread house in China and attacked it. While continuing his journey, he stopped by Gilette Stadium and
watched the Broncos defeat the Patriots.
Then the android dude in a jelly bean car was going off to
buy an Android phone.
So the guy stopped in Guatemala, where Katy Perry was performing an exclusive concert. But then he got kicked out because he was stealing the little breath mints at the bar. The cat brought him back in and then barfed up the Angry Birds, which reminded him of his iPhone, and they got in a fight over which phone was better. Then Steve Jobs came back alive and kicked the Android right in his tushy. Then the cat went to the bar and he had a bunch of martinis, and then he got in the car and drove to Arizona and crashed into a cactus and caught on fire.
When the jaguar saw the car catch on fire, he called all his
friends and told him he was going to perform a circus trip and jumped over the
car.
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